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122 | null | Муж вваливается домой пьяный.
Жена хватает веник — и по морде его, по морде: — Что, скотина?! Будешь пить? Будешь пить?!
— Н—не буду…
— Я последний раз спрашиваю — будешь?!
— Н—ну ладно… Н—наливай! | https://t.me/fhjoiyfs/888?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/fhjoiyfs | 188 | 0 | 1,715,152,279 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.022599721,-0.023775158,0.024175014,-0.008222208,-0.019023484,0.013287197,-0.040572993,-0.05997234,-0.016000332,-0.042288527,-0.06482576,-0.026391238,-0.04303919,-0.051874723,0.035892,-0.052630797,0.020367753,0.030597145,-0.006488943,-0.06424905,-0.05162276,-0.059252508,-0.037634697,0.0006858367,0.030453736,0.000350... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 35 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 23 | true |
122 | null | — Сидоров, безобразие! Вы опять спите на работе! С первого числа вы уволены.
— Так это же с первого. Чего вы меня сейчас-то будите? | https://t.me/likeandsmile/167?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 19 | 0 | 1,677,828,628 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.0027379184,0.0048368084,-0.013762585,-0.0064879195,-0.014379883,-0.039896604,-0.027576737,-0.022780206,0.04385751,-0.03970507,0.00546457,-0.0075460305,-0.04291135,0.021150367,0.05827149,0.0047212252,0.0033370357,0.031177832,-0.06503408,0.04683181,0.031218402,-0.041050207,-0.021367539,0.007144041,-0.044430166,-0.045... | [{"ner":"Сидоров","lemma":"сидоров","label":"PER","start_pos":2,"end_pos":9}] | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 24 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 8 | true |
122 | null | Один парень так громко пил сок через трубочку в кинотеатре, что теперь он через трубочку уже и ест. | https://t.me/likeandsmile/168?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 19 | 0 | 1,678,300,188 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.03975889,0.013064937,-0.044656288,-0.05049049,0.030330796,-0.05233254,0.00071772834,-0.06836812,-0.04230924,0.008037225,-0.054809153,0.06179402,0.007333083,-0.051416483,0.03671433,-0.061258737,-0.0031950567,-0.066190824,-0.016810523,-0.035262063,-0.05002085,-0.015728319,-0.017880773,0.0056945705,-0.00054474117,-0.0... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 18 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 2 | true |
122 | null | — В полнолуние надо показать денежку Луне и сказать: "месяц, дружочек, наполни кошелечек!"
— Министр финансов, у вас есть еще какие-то предложения? | https://t.me/likeandsmile/169?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 23 | 0 | 1,678,430,252 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.035565995,-0.015157131,-0.05178894,0.012248911,-0.067923136,-0.014709921,-0.022252196,0.010410715,0.004733706,-0.021612154,-0.029536875,-0.0636464,0.009179424,0.013170628,0.054216538,0.023107812,-0.018767621,0.01718512,0.035080146,-0.01141338,-0.050685994,-0.03722355,-0.06743453,-0.0060840356,-0.013319232,-0.033272... | [{"ner":"Луне","lemma":"луне","label":"LOC","start_pos":37,"end_pos":41}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 22 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 10 | true |
122 | null | Прапорщик перед строем:
- Водку в казарме я вам пить не позволю, здесь вам не детский сад! | https://t.me/likeandsmile/170?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 25 | 0 | 1,678,458,303 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.0071199257,0.010191319,-0.061295286,-0.06308549,0.005901674,0.015234737,-0.037266396,-0.03677288,0.02762703,0.0064499467,-0.011704555,-0.048525047,-0.061783016,-0.06707141,0.068552844,-0.051185966,0.017118901,-0.04341042,-0.036785647,-0.07330125,-0.04560554,-0.07026422,-0.057052936,-0.019985264,0.040070612,-0.06724... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 17 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 3 | true |
122 | null | Два друга встретились как-то, выпили. Один другому и говорит:
— Спорим на штукарь, что я смогу укусить свой глаз?
— Хм, ну спорим.
Первый вытаскивает вставной глаз и кусает его. Второй офигел, но отдал тысячу. Первый и говорит:
— А спорим еще на штукарь, что я смогу укусить свой второй глаз?
Второй думает: «Ну не может... | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/188?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 312 | 0 | 1,710,907,223 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.009248435,0.03663688,-0.05228029,-0.032670304,0.014286084,0.006153531,-0.01918801,0.026581774,0.0073578623,-0.03690709,-0.050094828,0.006795927,-0.038163986,-0.05535218,0.029259678,-0.012193994,0.039588664,0.005187798,-0.005566044,-0.023966523,-0.059163094,0.009955992,-0.0447205,0.026991418,-0.038732067,-0.01027825... | [{"ner":"Спорим","lemma":"спорим","label":"LOC","start_pos":64,"end_pos":70},{"ner":"Хм","lemma":"хм","label":"PER","start_pos":116,"end_pos":118}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 79 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 20 | 6 | 3 | 11 | 4 | 25 | true |
122 | null | — Милый, ты ведь знаешь, что все болезни от нервов?
— Ну и?
— Мне кажется, что ты переволновался, и у тебя будет сифилис. | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/189?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 333 | 0 | 1,710,914,507 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.024922937,0.026791494,0.023051945,-0.03475414,-0.00431326,-0.027224056,-0.009669033,-0.0013291434,-0.0018264954,-0.057341676,0.0052697854,-0.011444622,-0.028901892,-0.05359846,0.011077284,0.009982889,-0.016036743,0.07043325,-0.06905878,0.0077466536,0.021154298,-0.06469079,-0.023974124,-0.002518469,-0.004953017,-0.0... | [{"ner":"Милый","lemma":"милый","label":"LOC","start_pos":2,"end_pos":7}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 24 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 10 | true |
122 | null | Один мужчина увидел объявление на двери женского монастыря: "Секс с молодыми монахинями - 500 у.е." Он постучал, дверь открыла симпатичная монахиня, приняла деньги и сказала: "Я пока подготовлюсь, а вы пройдите, пожалуйста, по коридору в последнюю дверь направо." Мужчина быстро прошёл к указанной двери, открыл её и сно... | https://t.me/shutkaru/2313?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/shutkaru | 38 | 0 | 1,730,197,500 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.008987887,0.008433319,-0.053371836,-0.05577106,-0.04371508,0.048226062,-0.021126581,0.032745864,-0.021890782,-0.047817793,-0.036369342,-0.055538192,-0.015733283,-0.048785627,0.00079635804,-0.0138140945,0.02580939,0.012617208,0.027696192,-0.055073936,-0.039023075,-0.0380179,-0.017206369,0.040836956,0.009556944,-0.01... | [{"ner":"Мария","lemma":"мария","label":"PER","start_pos":436,"end_pos":441},{"ner":"500","lemma":"500","label":"NUM","start_pos":90,"end_pos":93}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 67 | 0 | 1 | 0.988764 | 0.011236 | 0 | 4 | 15 | 7 | 2 | 19 | 6 | 21 | true |
122 | null | Самолет терпит крушение.
В живых, прыгнув с парашютом, остается одна стюардесса. Приземлилась на необитаемый остров, со всего пережитого ее в сон ударило. Просыпается рядом сидит мужик, мясо жарит.
Она!:
Ты кто? Откуда взялся?
- Да преступник я.
Меня на этом острове 15 лет назад одного оставили, думали помру.
А я, виш,... | https://t.me/shutkaru/2314?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/shutkaru | 34 | 0 | 1,730,257,800 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.05904172,0.047213104,-0.054890122,-0.01456869,0.0004282161,0.068346,0.0057486696,0.025372509,0.04034668,-0.045217577,-0.0063514696,-0.013488294,-0.0596026,-0.067069285,0.016815089,0.044960935,0.026758756,-0.033801552,-0.048950598,-0.057042863,-0.029546633,0.009623998,-0.031067513,-0.04209002,-0.03262415,-0.01562376... | [{"ner":"Мужик","lemma":"мужик","label":"PER","start_pos":438,"end_pos":443},{"ner":"15","lemma":"15","label":"NUM","start_pos":267,"end_pos":269},{"ner":"15","lemma":"15","label":"NUM","start_pos":417,"end_pos":419}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 94 | 0 | 3 | 0.992754 | 0.007246 | 0 | 5 | 21 | 15 | 4 | 18 | 3 | 34 | true |
122 | null | О загадочном русском характере.
Привезли в заброшенную сибирскую деревню американскую пилораму. Собрались мужики на совет. Почесывают
бороды, кряхтят.
Один:
- А елку осилит?
Срубили елку, приладили к пилораме,
нажали на кнопку....
ВЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ...Елка распилена.
Мужики: У-уу 6л..ть.....
Другой:
- А березу осилит?
Срубили бе... | https://t.me/shutkaru/2315?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/shutkaru | 33 | 0 | 1,730,287,800 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.030217223,0.055750612,0.02297989,0.0048024924,0.038159914,0.021765418,-0.0033127675,0.012377695,0.013260649,-0.0755331,-0.08275772,-0.063134015,-0.001003185,0.0032948353,-0.020087393,-0.014657014,-0.037559357,0.025278853,-0.03879643,-0.028035037,0.0073095583,-0.003034426,-0.058376662,0.03520843,0.023592196,-0.04087... | [{"ner":"6","lemma":"6","label":"NUM","start_pos":271,"end_pos":272},{"ner":"6","lemma":"6","label":"NUM","start_pos":415,"end_pos":416},{"ner":"6","lemma":"6","label":"NUM","start_pos":552,"end_pos":553}] | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 93 | 0 | 24 | 0.995475 | 0.004525 | 0 | 9 | 25 | 0 | 5 | 42 | 12 | 52 | true |
122 | null | Командир части, полковник, говорит лейтехе — подчиненному:
— Если все пойдет по плану, то сверли дырку для ордена.
— А если все пойдет не по плану?
— Ну, для этого случая дырка у тебя уже есть...
Анекдоты от дяди Миши
😂 | https://t.me/smeh_76/6508?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smeh_76 | 20 | 0 | 1,732,711,067 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.053707495,-0.015080803,-0.006852825,0.05018285,-0.016137853,-0.060515486,-0.03630969,0.02336699,0.05675261,0.022915147,-0.0068306094,0.0049330955,-0.07134331,-0.078503795,0.011478247,-0.049775552,0.027068658,0.053376134,-0.041054077,0.030724071,-0.031724483,-0.0049460735,-0.013341225,-0.018304404,-0.04137631,0.0027... | [{"ner":"лейтехе","lemma":"лейтехе","label":"PER","start_pos":35,"end_pos":42},{"ner":"Миши","lemma":"миша","label":"PER","start_pos":213,"end_pos":217}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 41 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 1 | 12 | true |
122 | null | На уроке химии Вовочка перепутал реактивы и составил не тот раствор. Макнул палец — и он перестал сгибаться.
Принес он колбу домой, рассказал отцу. Тот дал ему десятку и забрал раствор. Утром просыпается Вовочка, а под подушкой еще тридцать рублей.
— Это тебе от мамы, — сказал отец.
Анекдоты от дяди Миши
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122 | null | — Солдат! Почему сапоги не начищены?!
— А вас это не [колыш]ет, товарищ командир!
— Чтоооо?! Да как ты, сопляк, смеешь так разговаривать! ПОЧЕМУ САПОГИ НЕЧИЩЕНЫ?!
— Так ведь гуталина не выдали...
— Меня это не [колыш]ет!
— Ну я сразу так и сказал.
Анекдоты от дяди Миши
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122 | null | Пожар в женской бане.
Приезжают пожарные, смотрят - около бани стоит мужик и ржет:
- Опоздали, братки, опоздали!
Те ему:
- Как же опоздали, баня же еще горит?
А он им:
- Баня-то горит, а вот бабы голые уже разбежались! | https://t.me/smehaha_tg/566?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smehaha_tg | 33 | 0 | 1,725,731,383 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.0053749313,0.012533512,-0.047499623,-0.027957892,0.026742352,0.0044661583,0.007994004,0.017651454,0.00031588285,-0.02442847,-0.07316686,-0.055847816,0.015255473,-0.058679666,0.019919101,-0.029810967,-0.019945676,-0.023677662,-0.04593745,-0.019243179,-0.049693707,-0.0035396076,-0.01845513,-0.011261845,0.020826172,-0... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 40 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 11 | 4 | 13 | true |
122 | null | — Ты че на дачу грядки копать приехал? Давай лучше нах@яримся как следует!
— Бабушка, перестань! | https://t.me/smehaha_tg/567?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smehaha_tg | 28 | 0 | 1,726,824,035 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [0.024280466,0.015739853,0.029644715,-0.026897762,0.0129841855,-0.053908024,-0.047311455,-0.0512517,0.03472833,-0.005413081,-0.02310808,-0.00034075676,-0.03758344,-0.033842303,0.017751807,0.03445867,0.016627552,-0.05335185,-0.030694863,0.04383468,0.020251729,-0.031037996,-0.04979641,0.03230377,0.055653043,-0.016061688,... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 16 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 6 | true |
122 | null | Экзамен в сельскохозяйственном:
- Вы - директор совхоза. И у вас опять неурожай. Какие объективные причины вы выдвинете в свое оправдание?
- Ну, плохие погодные условия.
- А что-нибудь посвежей?
- Ну, забыли посадить. | https://t.me/smehaha_tg/568?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smehaha_tg | 36 | 0 | 1,727,001,182 | 1,732,738,879 | 18 | [-0.033081893,-0.045857314,-0.059425633,0.006329565,-0.063451774,-0.036836244,-0.042541992,-0.031120585,0.042674433,-0.053375367,-0.0043083536,-0.070537955,-0.03031293,0.027712956,0.03613476,0.012994742,-0.034285087,0.032419484,-0.02905725,-0.060983703,-0.038543813,0.00403616,-0.05167534,-0.021451334,0.026409948,-0.015... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 34 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 12 | true |
122 | null | Всем спасибо что тут сидели) | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/591?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 182 | 0 | 1,724,881,531 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.050533775,-0.06346236,0.03721727,-0.06264184,-0.00021434663,-0.04549861,-0.0011061986,-0.045011785,-0.018164132,-0.023210077,-0.026930256,-0.05146276,-0.03610676,-0.05264082,-0.058671404,-0.018948283,0.027604638,-0.05464641,-0.044302955,0.04233501,0.0539255,-0.05113037,0.010702931,-0.0032924947,-0.05025603,-0.04277... | null | POSITIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | true |
122 | null | Рано или поздно здесь снова будут анекдоты | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/592?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 190 | 0 | 1,724,881,637 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.041883014,-0.07522717,0.009533918,-0.03136011,-0.010201755,-0.0051648016,-0.036721453,-0.015611509,-0.032298993,-0.05751818,0.0065089185,-0.013798876,-0.06636222,-0.03336907,0.021378824,-0.029630803,-0.037720505,-0.015793266,-0.01206636,0.033589225,-0.0149826715,-0.049266793,-0.042627864,0.026405046,-0.0442535,-0.0... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 7 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | true |
122 | null | - Ясень. - представился Ясень.
- Ну и?.. - спросил Винни-Пух.
- Что "ну и"? - переспросил Ясень.
- Где моя любимая? - спросил Винни-Пух.
- Как же вы все меня задолбали... - с чувством сказал Ясень.
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истории | https://t.me/Stories100500/6156?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 3 | 0 | 1,732,701,602 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.025640735,0.033595536,-0.051307302,0.065425456,-0.0065463055,-0.022413405,-0.030053714,0.008442712,-0.030473882,0.0070641926,-0.04893972,-0.04155055,0.014521624,-0.047176313,0.002928929,-0.07870903,-0.008168116,-0.020646412,0.0059453445,-0.06471022,-0.008222771,-0.046439167,0.02175025,-0.012520679,0.021307573,0.034... | [{"ner":"Ясень","lemma":"ясень","label":"PER","start_pos":2,"end_pos":7},{"ner":"Винни-Пух","lemma":"винни-пух","label":"PER","start_pos":51,"end_pos":60},{"ner":"Ясень","lemma":"ясень","label":"PER","start_pos":90,"end_pos":95},{"ner":"Винни-Пух","lemma":"винни-пух","label":"PER","start_pos":126,"end_pos":135},{"ner":... | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 44 | 0 | 0 | 0.985507 | 0.014493 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 18 | true |
122 | null | Последний ряд.Тишина. 2 человека:
Момент поцелуя Эда и Беллы, они очень медленно сближаются:
первый чел (на весь зал, который сидел в полной тишине):
- Ну давай уже!
Ему отвечает второй:
- По-моему, он просто не знает, как это делается! Пойдем, подскажем?
Первый:
- Чем же он, блин, сто лет занимался????
Потом, когда он... | https://t.me/Stories100500/6157?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 4 | 0 | 1,732,705,203 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.019077161,-0.001439926,0.013858488,0.023290323,0.04616568,0.0005347753,0.0004599361,0.05462702,-0.034466557,-0.05657567,-0.003964401,-0.03767123,-0.012991178,-0.012724678,-0.037096594,-0.010497573,0.026908254,0.015497875,-0.016755173,-0.013078774,-0.05148096,-0.011228556,0.043942217,0.021157574,-0.05301226,-0.02579... | [{"ner":"Эда","lemma":"эда","label":"PER","start_pos":49,"end_pos":52},{"ner":"Беллы","lemma":"белла","label":"PER","start_pos":55,"end_pos":60},{"ner":"блин","lemma":"блин","label":"PER","start_pos":277,"end_pos":281},{"ner":"2","lemma":"2","label":"NUM","start_pos":22,"end_pos":23}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 68 | 0 | 0 | 0.990991 | 0.009009 | 0 | 6 | 10 | 7 | 2 | 14 | 10 | 30 | true |
122 | null | Солдат пишет домой из армии:
- "Нас тут учат убирать снег и варить картошку. Так что если враг нападет - мы ему дорогу расчистим и жрать приготовим".
Анекдоты и Шутки StandUp
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истории | https://t.me/Stories100500/6158?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 4 | 0 | 1,732,708,803 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.058598377,-0.007861515,0.018022336,0.012980156,-0.043438144,-0.025383562,0.06724079,0.029758785,-0.026379963,-0.04354463,-0.013936948,0.050465535,-0.042724352,-0.005982769,0.045979064,-0.019439625,0.00093370286,-0.069560446,-0.026682483,-0.07134058,0.0052949465,0.013717737,0.009264023,0.0050348425,-0.03864925,-0.04... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0.977273 | 0.022727 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 7 | true |
122 | null | - Как в Москве заработать на автомобильных пробках?
- Можно сдавать заднее сиденье иногородним...
Анекдоты и Шутки StandUp
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истории | https://t.me/Stories100500/6159?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 4 | 0 | 1,732,712,402 | 1,732,738,880 | 18 | [-0.028589314,-0.018530002,-0.011086637,-0.028174866,0.00038059423,-0.017700005,0.06942444,0.00095881737,0.010860269,-0.030314855,-0.014140365,0.05829517,-0.04715749,-0.038880598,0.029895965,-0.044983733,-0.0062218253,-0.07526672,0.017176406,-0.051943924,-0.012307283,-0.03075751,0.012805453,-0.00015702588,-0.05478923,-... | [{"ner":"Москве","lemma":"москва","label":"LOC","start_pos":8,"end_pos":14}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0.964286 | 0.035714 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 3 | true |
122 | null | Из окна отходящего поезда один мужик кричит другому, оставшемуся на перроне:
— Ну, счастливо! Еще раз спасибо за гостеприимство! Все было классно! А жена твоя в постели — это просто супер!
Потом смотрит — в вагоне у всех пассажиров вокруг него челюсти отвалились.
Он им, виновато:
— Да нет, это так, вранье на самом деле... | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/438?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 302 | 0 | 1,711,515,759 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [0.0028107583,-0.034089584,-0.042106442,-0.03775175,0.03644431,-0.007858996,-0.03583789,0.048606515,0.0035948323,-0.057256687,-0.06424738,-0.025759932,-0.021004884,-0.017267602,0.03665164,-0.047765676,0.030725367,-0.025861925,-0.020983461,-0.04058144,-0.021506509,0.014407603,-0.0100091025,0.031044213,-0.06559783,-0.016... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 64 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 16 | 5 | 19 | true |
122 | null | Мой дед говорил: «Если
одна дверь закрывается, то другая обязательно откроется». Он был очень мудрым, но при этом делал паршивые шкафы.
🤣
Анекдоты тут | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/439?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 309 | 0 | 1,711,522,990 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.04388271,-0.04287235,-0.014055302,-0.017882487,-0.029282289,0.01482429,-0.006549347,0.022500739,0.007371666,0.00076997885,-0.027396778,-0.007850435,-0.012235204,0.002479405,0.027183076,-0.058775656,0.00009477952,0.014246159,-0.0279915,0.02640566,-0.049232323,-0.04039385,-0.0068321205,0.016422044,-0.02911146,-0.0021... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 24 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 8 | true |
122 | null | Дорогая! Я вот тут прочитал, что во время секса мужчина сжигает столько же калорий, как будто он пробежал 9 километров!
— Да ты, прям, чемпион мира! 9 км за 2 минуты!!
🤣
Анекдоты тут | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/440?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 317 | 0 | 1,711,533,761 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.04536034,-0.02584868,-0.04665061,-0.063194185,-0.029805565,-0.0025129018,-0.0075009703,-0.033677977,-0.025306355,-0.024281612,0.043472,0.028160928,-0.045436356,-0.006365422,0.021393312,0.024054265,-0.018486649,-0.04759635,-0.043478273,-0.012072406,-0.00176555,0.03200241,0.0015375448,0.013974246,-0.049440734,-0.0207... | [{"ner":"9","lemma":"9","label":"NUM","start_pos":106,"end_pos":107},{"ner":"9","lemma":"9","label":"NUM","start_pos":149,"end_pos":150},{"ner":"2","lemma":"2","label":"NUM","start_pos":157,"end_pos":158}] | POSITIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 34 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 10 | 4 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Приходит маленький Мойша домой, подходит к маме, и говорит:
- Мама, мама, а я сегодня в школе написал в графе "Национальность" шо я русский!
- Сынок, а шо ты каждый день кушал на обед?
- Курочку
- Вот, а теперь ты будешь есть картошку, как все русские дети.
Мойша расстроился, пошел к папе, думает, может папа одобрит.
П... | https://t.me/anegdotofff/994?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 279 | 0 | 1,706,845,518 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.06012981,-0.039354276,-0.02723414,-0.05855681,-0.051999852,-0.018616946,-0.03330057,-0.03248091,0.022138735,-0.035009466,-0.03173868,-0.05506821,-0.046536043,-0.042384557,-0.04369184,-0.037013095,-0.04309366,-0.027815452,-0.029090922,-0.05077069,-0.016918227,-0.053817973,-0.049191996,-0.036226403,0.013910792,-0.024... | [{"ner":"Мойша","lemma":"мойша","label":"PER","start_pos":19,"end_pos":24},{"ner":"Национальность","lemma":"национальность","label":"ORG","start_pos":111,"end_pos":125},{"ner":"Мойша","lemma":"мойша","label":"PER","start_pos":258,"end_pos":263},{"ner":"Национальность","lemma":"национальность","label":"ORG","start_pos":... | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 195 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 27 | 18 | 1 | 59 | 15 | 59 | true |
122 | null | У гея-кортежника не только козырь в рукаве, но и черви в жопе | https://t.me/anegdotofff/995?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 239 | 0 | 1,706,932,648 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [0.02396493,-0.027549813,-0.03290977,-0.034829672,-0.00011746623,0.04573859,-0.029738199,-0.01763014,0.028932322,0.045837197,-0.04623798,-0.00041087717,-0.09370975,-0.09718501,0.033177298,-0.033831015,-0.015572705,-0.04848301,-0.04708231,0.008964339,-0.05460588,-0.052673,-0.00103219,-0.037443027,0.0046381652,-0.0191268... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 12 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 1 | true |
122 | null | У тебя есть лед для виски?
- Да, вон, пойди на крыльцо, сорви пару сосулек!
👍 | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4456?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 1 | 0 | 1,732,619,135 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [0.0040940074,-0.024037853,-0.037011065,-0.028982079,-0.04494037,-0.066996545,-0.06286081,-0.02321733,-0.005136626,-0.0010872099,-0.030281693,-0.06400154,-0.056239333,-0.058914516,-0.0017524245,-0.057178926,-0.045740064,-0.027212897,-0.061692134,0.007881233,-0.020717883,-0.0042577675,0.029609188,-0.0037634606,0.0604948... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 16 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 7 | true |
122 | null | - Софочка таки недаром закончила курсы кройки и шитья!
Вы бы послушали, как она кроет, когда отшивает!
🤪 | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4457?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 1 | 0 | 1,732,626,341 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.0002443691,0.007062738,-0.028616691,-0.06503684,0.03240733,-0.009020938,0.0054905973,0.054191314,0.034876797,0.03673126,0.0016764308,-0.006432464,-0.08762455,-0.022586264,0.026668392,-0.0073136846,-0.0155128315,-0.01883918,-0.06292304,0.02738459,0.050885383,0.040619936,0.042645577,0.013918874,-0.034348257,-0.047090... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 18 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 4 | true |
122 | null | Изя, ты чего такой хмурый?
- Гороскоп фиговый: "Козерог может узнать об измене близкого человека".
- А ты разве Козерог?
- Жена Козерог!
🤪 | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4458?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 1 | 0 | 1,732,633,540 | 1,732,738,880 | 18 | [-0.018829716,-0.03863231,-0.014377908,-0.0676866,0.005712308,-0.031722333,-0.011311371,0.0587152,0.0011107272,-0.046336297,-0.0062713744,-0.018233294,-0.025801068,-0.07815123,0.027139472,0.03264589,0.0137738865,0.04711007,-0.080158785,-0.0051988307,-0.014080515,0.040298924,0.025491444,-0.012996275,-0.04095836,-0.05121... | [{"ner":"Козерог","lemma":"козерог","label":"PER","start_pos":48,"end_pos":55},{"ner":"Козерог","lemma":"козерог","label":"PER","start_pos":112,"end_pos":119}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 24 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 8 | true |
122 | null | 90е, встретились две бригады бандюков на стрелке, стоят перетирают за свои бандитские дела. Вдруг рядом останавливается жигуль, оттуда высовывается дед:
- Ребят, я по этой дороге могу до площади доехать?
Все крепко задумались, стоят молча несколько минут. Наконец самый здоровый бугай поднимает голову:
- Не знаю как ост... | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1247?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 827 | 0 | 1,719,126,767 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [0.007437081,0.008836754,0.023556715,-0.0025051534,-0.022307094,0.028942322,0.046317726,0.007864813,0.0033406925,-0.042731643,-0.05941391,-0.031348925,-0.013102761,-0.05794827,0.058004852,-0.028883949,-0.027716203,-0.06610522,-0.034118798,-0.025868483,-0.052815218,-0.029281061,0.00432895,0.04888015,0.0013029234,0.00954... | [{"ner":"90","lemma":"90","label":"NUM","start_pos":0,"end_pos":2}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 53 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 4 | 3 | 11 | 7 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Одинокая женщина звонит в эскорт-службу:
- Скажите а у вас есть накачанные мужчины?
- Конечно!
- А накачанные и красивые?
- Все такие!
- А накачанные красивые и стильные?
- Есть!
- А вот из этих накачанных красивых и стильных есть такие, которые долго не кончают?
- Есть!
- А есть такие чтобы долго, долго, долго, долго ... | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1248?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 885 | 0 | 1,720,895,463 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [0.0455992,0.0056832344,-0.00597979,-0.011073953,0.017827164,-0.040970027,0.038460992,0.05076079,-0.034432817,-0.051763576,-0.007909004,-0.038735665,-0.038874462,-0.025522793,-0.030267812,-0.036308575,-0.034622084,-0.0029672727,-0.050321996,-0.065858215,0.03221923,-0.014303402,0.015938109,0.00805344,-0.033095542,-0.035... | [{"ner":"Кавалли","lemma":"кавалли","label":"PER","start_pos":465,"end_pos":472},{"ner":"Гуччи","lemma":"гуччи","label":"PER","start_pos":475,"end_pos":480},{"ner":"Бриони","lemma":"бриони","label":"PER","start_pos":493,"end_pos":499},{"ner":"ВСЁ","lemma":"всё","label":"ORG","start_pos":597,"end_pos":600},{"ner":"НА СЕ... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 140 | 0 | 26 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 20 | 9 | 0 | 29 | 8 | 42 | true |
122 | null | Приехал однажды мужик отдохнуть в санаторий. А ему говорят : "Вам тут не санаторий!" | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1249?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 670 | 0 | 1,724,140,006 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.035017885,-0.011421766,0.021690868,-0.051892955,0.035981387,0.019296203,0.027972125,-0.054400828,-0.012655466,-0.03507108,-0.028133836,-0.012485236,0.015515443,-0.020253694,0.049896132,0.005660541,-0.009025857,0.022430155,-0.023745796,-0.036202583,-0.04330209,-0.05281026,-0.036363225,0.022945704,-0.0035514932,0.012... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 14 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 5 | true |
122 | null | Очень бедная семья сидит на кухне, пьет чай.
Над столом висит лампочка, а к лампочке привязан кусочек сахара.
Папа делает глоток и смотрит на сахар.
Мама делает глоток и смотрит на сахар.
Дочь делает глоток и смотрит на сахар.
Маленький сынишка делает глоток и смотрит… смотрит… смотрит…
Вдруг папаша дает ему леща со сл... | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/351?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 395 | 0 | 1,711,713,721 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.036320142,-0.042355,-0.045714293,-0.04416285,-0.054659683,-0.045248277,0.0035320644,-0.027803121,0.0042968397,0.042211078,-0.060325388,-0.04062852,0.009922572,-0.039996658,0.0068020895,-0.04113949,0.02066129,-0.03223632,-0.0369062,0.0036165947,0.0018755804,0.019366605,0.017182553,-0.054569703,0.063,-0.021768073,-0.... | [{"ner":"Потапыча","lemma":"потапыча","label":"LOC","start_pos":375,"end_pos":383}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 64 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 1 | 0 | 25 | 3 | 15 | true |
122 | null | Сидят в камере Гена и Чебурашка. Спрашивает их сокамерник- за что, мол, сидите.
За фокусы, — отвечает Чебурашка.
— За какие?
— Ну хочешь, чтоб у тебя х.й был до земли.
— Хочу!
— Гена, откуси ему ноги.
Анекдоты от Потапыча. Подписаться | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/352?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 468 | 0 | 1,711,731,875 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [0.013938658,0.015652984,-0.043942887,-0.022438519,0.0069207773,-0.038023625,-0.017467728,0.038293585,-0.0006153951,0.00032817037,-0.03934895,-0.007463355,-0.05183412,-0.06934924,-0.060545195,0.021765254,0.010953756,0.01359896,-0.0153359445,-0.01704009,-0.027234077,0.0066785803,0.0074841473,-0.04491784,-0.020167554,0.0... | [{"ner":"Гена","lemma":"ген","label":"PER","start_pos":15,"end_pos":19},{"ner":"Чебурашка","lemma":"чебурашка","label":"PER","start_pos":22,"end_pos":31},{"ner":"Чебурашка","lemma":"чебурашка","label":"PER","start_pos":102,"end_pos":111},{"ner":"Гена","lemma":"гена","label":"PER","start_pos":178,"end_pos":182},{"ner":"... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 42 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 18 | true |
122 | null | Пожилой Кавказец приходит в магазин и обращается к продавцу:
- Продай мне два костюма.
- Дед, зачем тебе два? Тебе уже восемьдесят лет. Возьми один, до конца жизни хватит.
- Один себе беру, другой для папы.
- Слушай, если тебе 80, то папе, наверное, лет 100-105!?
- Да, ты прав, просто на дедушкиной свадьбе хотим нарядн... | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/57?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 40 | 0 | 1,692,021,464 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.06173967,-0.041730028,-0.0035083722,0.014714571,-0.03868718,-0.051402777,0.03779917,-0.028888159,0.016051587,-0.053187862,-0.049004216,-0.051788624,-0.037422717,-0.022624852,0.032175116,-0.018768337,-0.06350015,-0.009248139,-0.03685869,-0.03625813,-0.01414618,-0.04699165,0.019236095,-0.003867545,-0.016667882,0.0049... | [{"ner":"Кавказец","lemma":"кавказец","label":"PER","start_pos":8,"end_pos":16},{"ner":"00-10","lemma":"00-10","label":"DATE","start_pos":255,"end_pos":260},{"ner":"80","lemma":"80","label":"NUM","start_pos":227,"end_pos":229},{"ner":"100","lemma":"100","label":"NUM","start_pos":254,"end_pos":257},{"ner":"105","lemma":... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 76 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 16 | 10 | 10 | 17 | 5 | 29 | true |
122 | null | Умер человек и попал на небо. Увидел там бога и спрашивает:
— Господи, ну почему у других было всё, а у меня ничего? Всю жизнь маялся в долгах и нищете. Ну что тебе стоило послать мне хоть немножко богатства?
А бог ему ответил:
— Я каждый день тебе слал «Уникальный способ разбогатеть без усилий», «Заработок в интернете... | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/58?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 43 | 0 | 1,692,298,555 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.06761887,-0.048670165,-0.053318452,0.031821687,-0.04745252,-0.03521418,-0.0524621,-0.050858464,0.004228488,-0.03563428,-0.009553441,-0.04367265,-0.010613898,-0.027641103,-0.04210389,-0.04782319,-0.019896278,-0.047755614,-0.006722606,-0.0026705547,0.01599834,-0.03900439,0.032102752,-0.012750148,-0.020583145,0.003180... | [{"ner":"Господи","lemma":"господи","label":"PER","start_pos":62,"end_pos":69},{"ner":"5000","lemma":"5000","label":"NUM","start_pos":374,"end_pos":378},{"ner":"$5000 ","lemma":"$5000 ","label":"DATE","start_pos":373,"end_pos":379}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 75 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 18 | 5 | 19 | true |
122 | null | В Ереванское КБ приезжает японская делегация. Главный инженер-армянин рассказывает:
— Вот тут у нас сидят 8 инженеров, вот тут 12, вот тут 16.
Японец:
— А у нас на весь завод приходится всего 7 инженеров!
Делегация уезжает, главный инженер задумчиво идёт домой, задумчиво ужинает, ложится в кровать, ворочается полночи и... | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/59?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 57 | 0 | 1,692,330,910 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.057638396,0.047027584,-0.05603892,0.0031191334,-0.026975911,-0.0070595313,0.009025793,0.0142873535,-0.007458408,-0.05634728,-0.032805946,-0.05556425,0.013385123,-0.0063978243,0.01550464,-0.021459177,0.034848023,0.04589601,-0.037856765,-0.05166309,-0.04748335,-0.007716617,-0.013710503,0.015596856,0.018406818,-0.0200... | [{"ner":"Ереванское КБ","lemma":"ереванский кб","label":"ORG","start_pos":2,"end_pos":15},{"ner":"8","lemma":"8","label":"NUM","start_pos":106,"end_pos":107},{"ner":"12","lemma":"12","label":"NUM","start_pos":127,"end_pos":129},{"ner":"16","lemma":"16","label":"NUM","start_pos":139,"end_pos":141},{"ner":"7","lemma":"7"... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 62 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 11 | 3 | 5 | 13 | 6 | 18 | true |
122 | null | Южный полюс. Сидит чукча и геолог.
- Геолога, сказы, зенсина совсем белый бывает?
- Бывает
- А совсем черный бывает?
- Бывает
- А зенсина на половину черный, наполовину белый бывает?
- Hет, не бывает.
- Значит, это был пингвин | https://t.me/anekdronti/332?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 96 | 0 | 1,719,136,866 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.0669125,-0.012918878,-0.023096852,0.0036374067,-0.018688826,0.038105663,0.01289628,0.054933354,-0.02817341,0.031209406,-0.03206113,-0.04295966,-0.020299513,-0.05725267,0.066687584,0.032361608,-0.026788367,0.03027082,-0.05626521,-0.035339966,0.010889337,0.028056128,0.019272745,-0.009677834,-0.017941171,0.0493552,-0.... | [{"ner":"Южный полюс","lemma":"южный полюс","label":"LOC","start_pos":0,"end_pos":11}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 40 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 15 | true |
122 | null | Поймала женщина золотую рыбку, рыбка ей говорит:
- Отпусти меня, и я исполню любое твоё желание!
- Хочу, чтобы муж никогда не говорил слово "нет".
- Готово!
Возвращается жена домой и говорит мужу:
- Дорогой, купи мне шубу.
- Да пошла ты нахуй! | https://t.me/anekdronti/333?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 97 | 0 | 1,719,144,066 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.03813967,-0.032565005,-0.000438391,-0.0304653,-0.004948171,0.041870836,0.008455373,-0.0013778849,-0.06111272,-0.001898097,-0.04278352,-0.013295629,-0.026329199,0.010577191,-0.018032545,0.010461233,-0.022873605,0.040652763,-0.007605658,-0.07450233,-0.02955096,0.0056678103,-0.01685291,0.044836506,-0.0043985085,-0.066... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 43 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 12 | 5 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 15 | true |
122 | null | Сын приходит домой с
серьгой в ухе.
Отец смотрит на него и говорит:
- Знаешь, сынок, испокон веков, сережки в ушах носили либо пираты, либо пи…расы. Я сейчас выгляну в окно, и не дай Бог, там не стоит твой корабль… | https://t.me/anekdronti/334?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 102 | 0 | 1,719,158,466 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.061716028,-0.04229588,-0.018951982,-0.045272883,-0.021588013,0.014430949,0.02449752,-0.05207285,-0.052917007,-0.035735764,-0.053404063,-0.052397285,-0.0056057307,-0.06286467,0.02233469,-0.07481507,-0.01229191,-0.023540564,-0.014651129,0.018381689,-0.055262577,-0.060616814,-0.017394183,-0.030847818,0.03601098,0.0099... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 40 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 3 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Мужик обнаружил, что в магазине продаются новые презервативы Олимпийские. Потрясенный необычным названием, он купил упаковку. Придя домой, он тут же рассказал о своей покупке жене.
— Олимпийские презервативы? И чем же они так особенны? — спросила она. — Там три цвета. Золотой, серебряный и бронзовый.
— И какой цвет ты ... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1072?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 1,000 | 0 | 1,708,203,607 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.06891205,0.031157942,0.038425423,-0.010213811,0.047489043,-0.030756425,-0.053155057,-0.019520022,0.020752396,-0.0317574,-0.030045802,-0.0027369764,-0.030649494,-0.072485134,-0.005381606,0.0023923886,-0.050796382,0.02142262,0.0029153975,-0.041508418,-0.008163336,-0.06548006,-0.0015905986,0.004339854,-0.031568512,0.0... | [{"ner":"Мужик","lemma":"мужик","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":5}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 75 | 0 | 2 | 0.989691 | 0.010309 | 0 | 12 | 11 | 8 | 1 | 12 | 8 | 23 | true |
122 | null | Заходит в автобус панк и садится напротив очень пожилого человека. Все тело покрыто пирсингом. Одежда вся порезана и висит лахмотьями. Волосы парня покрашены в четыре цвета желтый, красный, синий и зеленый, в ушах огромные серьги с яркими красными, оранжевыми и зелеными перьями. И пока они едут старик не отрываясь смот... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1073?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 1,600 | 0 | 1,708,232,403 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.06780909,0.007187378,0.012299179,0.025154116,-0.014890781,0.033152163,0.04270754,-0.014764534,-0.016908498,-0.08458684,-0.0754148,-0.06337699,0.01997397,-0.031491954,0.045445476,0.009371351,-0.058661275,-0.003238082,-0.008017037,-0.016631206,-0.029486062,-0.026642604,-0.03517151,0.0020119783,-0.024485039,0.04435556... | [{"ner":"Сингапуре","lemma":"сингапур","label":"LOC","start_pos":554,"end_pos":563}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 106 | 0 | 2 | 0.992424 | 0.007576 | 0 | 14 | 19 | 10 | 1 | 24 | 3 | 24 | true |
122 | null | Казахский гроссмейстер за один ход съел два коня. | https://t.me/dimonster69/219?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/dimonster69 | 24 | 0 | 1,716,671,034 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [0.006000927,0.012076247,-0.056991074,-0.052679118,0.0168542,-0.024963219,-0.026389211,-0.014204409,-0.010930636,-0.0073120208,-0.064652905,-0.0024672947,-0.025745641,-0.048700314,-0.045171194,0.0011812967,0.01277294,-0.07342957,-0.04561663,-0.024766378,-0.053359315,0.019684674,-0.0051682005,-0.024773031,-0.0572837,-0.... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 1 | true |
122 | null | Встречаются две подруги. Одна другой говорит:
— Мой муж за ночь аж 6 раз может! Через неделю встречаются их мужья:
— Как у тебя 6 раз за ночь получается? Моя меня совсем замучила!
— Не обращай внимания, это она туда—сюда считает. | https://t.me/fhjoiyfs/883?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/fhjoiyfs | 123 | 0 | 1,714,994,089 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.05262364,-0.021254627,-0.055419497,-0.061947946,-0.005742878,-0.018686363,-0.03134303,0.011227478,0.03643001,-0.037341587,0.02117617,-0.012984419,-0.039434437,-0.037457056,0.0029716613,-0.004633794,-0.012771045,0.043965474,-0.055468187,-0.0197698,-0.036749184,-0.022170411,-0.02428634,-0.051818095,-0.048542596,-0.04... | [{"ner":"6","lemma":"6","label":"NUM","start_pos":67,"end_pos":68},{"ner":"6","lemma":"6","label":"NUM","start_pos":128,"end_pos":129}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 41 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 9 | 3 | 12 | true |
122 | null | — Алле, мама? Час ночи, а мужа нет дома! Наверняка у любовницы! — Дочь, успокойся…Что ты сразу о плохом… Может его машина сбила. | https://t.me/fhjoiyfs/884?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/fhjoiyfs | 131 | 0 | 1,714,994,089 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.055466577,-0.03350408,-0.027093431,-0.057456527,0.0031591018,-0.032218065,-0.023342088,-0.01418342,0.049574014,-0.02872673,0.031904828,-0.05531085,-0.035623737,-0.053793564,-0.0075584766,-0.045495696,-0.02671196,0.05372309,-0.0055064904,-0.0030943784,-0.009941554,-0.05619793,-0.057141177,-0.04923119,0.0047112512,-0... | [{"ner":"Алле","lemma":"алле","label":"PER","start_pos":2,"end_pos":6}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 23 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Жена мужу: — В Африке есть племена, где мужья продают своих надоевших им жён. Если бы мы там жили, ты бы меня продал? — Ирка, что ты?! Я бы тебя подарил. | https://t.me/fhjoiyfs/885?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/fhjoiyfs | 138 | 0 | 1,714,994,089 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [0.0036014244,0.03478062,-0.04720643,-0.0014959455,-0.0076619172,-0.0371499,0.028834568,0.0021620735,-0.032918233,-0.052085645,-0.023247086,-0.04435083,-0.009281326,-0.0570927,-0.027267894,-0.05213872,-0.060401548,-0.0015840223,-0.04182802,-0.056980275,-0.048432797,-0.020102123,-0.027384048,0.020052133,0.008985231,-0.0... | [{"ner":"Африке","lemma":"африка","label":"LOC","start_pos":15,"end_pos":21},{"ner":"Ирка","lemma":"ирка","label":"PER","start_pos":120,"end_pos":124}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 31 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Звонок в турагентство. Звонящие спрашивает оператора, продает ли она туры в Швецию. Тот отвечает, что, конечно, продает. Клиент уточняет, а какие города там есть? Оператор отвечает:
— Гётеборг, Стокгольм, Мальме, Кальмар…
— Стокгольм, точно Стокгольм подходит!
— Когда вы собираетесь поехать?
— А нет, мы тут кроссворд р... | https://t.me/likeandsmile/164?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 15 | 0 | 1,676,628,425 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.056480825,-0.015136143,-0.026214475,0.0515202,-0.015401303,-0.0014904601,0.03964994,0.003156334,-0.037321698,0.020711588,0.015156224,-0.028658887,0.036202457,-0.0020621093,0.006837794,0.02285773,-0.0017315049,0.033712532,-0.050728943,-0.08713782,0.0057805413,0.0058844127,0.015050436,0.015041119,-0.031332303,0.02290... | [{"ner":"Швецию","lemma":"швеция","label":"LOC","start_pos":76,"end_pos":82},{"ner":"Гётеборг","lemma":"гётеборг","label":"LOC","start_pos":184,"end_pos":192},{"ner":"Стокгольм","lemma":"стокгольм","label":"LOC","start_pos":194,"end_pos":203},{"ner":"Мальме","lemma":"мальме","label":"LOC","start_pos":205,"end_pos":211}... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 48 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 23 | true |
122 | null | Продавец:
- Салат "Греческий" просрочен, что делать?
Менеджер:
- Напиши "Древнегреческий"! | https://t.me/likeandsmile/165?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 20 | 0 | 1,676,818,533 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.038332712,0.01710942,0.017757539,0.04677544,-0.045977417,-0.053509768,-0.052844126,-0.025468687,0.036464565,0.009953824,0.012100273,0.03649477,-0.073968954,-0.020102944,0.023222122,-0.014117653,-0.006009032,-0.0018134608,0.033568475,-0.05355876,-0.05412221,-0.022748927,-0.034620088,0.005484631,0.038872886,-0.030172... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 11 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 9 | true |
122 | null | Сегодня на улицу выходить не буду, там и так скользко, а тут еще я со своей сногшибательностью! | https://t.me/likeandsmile/166?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 16 | 0 | 1,677,769,809 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.031659435,-0.06374179,-0.059990354,-0.06415627,-0.019319817,-0.001377343,-0.025775298,-0.01172135,-0.011507522,0.01926036,0.047523454,-0.056303058,-0.045646973,0.023915153,0.039176725,-0.0058587533,-0.04075379,-0.058801968,-0.013510447,-0.018467262,-0.029205235,-0.06808158,-0.032896135,-0.048312977,-0.028957894,0.0... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 17 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 3 | true |
122 | null | Однажды лиса прогуливалась по лесу. Шла, шла и услышала из кустов "ку-ка-ре-ку". Разгоняется, прыгает в кусты и тишина... Спустя час из кустов выходит волк, застегивая ширинку, и говорит:
-Как же хорошо знать иностранные языки. | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/185?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 228 | 0 | 1,710,849,593 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.020834107,-0.019538056,0.009914596,-0.06403559,0.067720145,0.060850974,-0.044081803,-0.047563884,-0.047537223,0.025824469,-0.050069362,-0.05496712,-0.051477607,-0.033242915,-0.049130164,-0.0228803,0.00878437,-0.01008425,-0.029100498,-0.016938092,-0.011421884,-0.018621184,0.0005957652,0.027322242,-0.01276552,-0.0325... | null | POSITIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 34 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 1 | 12 | true |
122 | null | у мужика вздулся живот. Он к врачу. А врач решил приколоться и говорит: "Э, да ты беременный". Мужик в панике: "Дайте самое сильное средство чтобы был выкидыш". Врач даёт ему слабительное. Пей, говорит, по одной таблетке в день. Ну мужик сразу горсть и выпил. Идёт на измене по улице и тут прихватило, ну всё думает, рож... | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/186?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 378 | 0 | 1,710,860,393 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.0022804483,-0.006796448,-0.012955411,0.034384985,-0.07099525,-0.0025191668,-0.02888159,-0.043103468,-0.031880107,-0.053006202,-0.058252025,-0.048913825,0.008590599,-0.028284717,-0.0075983787,-0.020754214,0.010214087,0.020718658,-0.020768568,-0.064439416,-0.061527394,0.02720386,-0.006615833,-0.0063662217,0.062347647... | [{"ner":"мужика","lemma":"мужик","label":"PER","start_pos":2,"end_pos":8}] | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 101 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 21 | 8 | 1 | 32 | 4 | 38 | true |
122 | null | Заходит девушка в аптеку и спрашивает фармацевта(д-девушка, ф - фармацефт):
Д - Здравствуйте, у вас есть таблетки от температуры?
Ф - Конечно, у нас много препаратов. Какая температура? Высокая?
Д - Да, где-то 45.8
Ф - Девушка, вы чего? С такой температурой не живут..
Д - Ладно, извините..
И умерла НАХУЙ | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/187?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 279 | 0 | 1,710,867,593 | 1,732,738,880 | 18 | [-0.037873875,0.021175787,-0.03231869,-0.0027701575,-0.048911497,-0.02375754,-0.012327451,-0.027870318,-0.05949241,0.028212368,0.0024463686,-0.05491397,0.00530568,-0.060925584,-0.049672756,-0.035051923,-0.04919339,0.051635657,-0.006199682,-0.057434835,0.0072689187,-0.039370265,-0.031636085,0.023933878,0.021234298,0.048... | [{"ner":"45","lemma":"45","label":"NUM","start_pos":210,"end_pos":212},{"ner":"8","lemma":"8","label":"NUM","start_pos":213,"end_pos":214}] | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 51 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 15 | 7 | 14 | true |
122 | null | Попали в ад бизнесмен, президент и учитель.
Президент спрашивает у черта: - Можно позвонить, узнать, как там мой народ? Черт разрешил. Президент поговорил 5 минут, спрашивает: сколько? - Черт: 5000 долларов! - Заплатил.
Бизнесмен: - Я тоже хочу позвонить, как там мой бизнес. Черт разрешил. Бизнесмен за 2 минуты уложилс... | https://t.me/shutkaru/2311?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/shutkaru | 36 | 0 | 1,730,115,000 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.04756353,0.038365785,-0.05836902,-0.021222355,-0.05816841,0.045492567,0.048706606,-0.06765369,-0.003288521,-0.051944014,-0.030360451,-0.039788816,-0.05049687,-0.039239317,-0.023220723,0.020743763,0.04675999,0.015736135,0.0022583378,-0.044765763,-0.010649063,-0.012698316,-0.0563978,0.025207864,-0.012391445,0.0077201... | [{"ner":"50000","lemma":"50000","label":"DATE","start_pos":352,"end_pos":357},{"ner":"5","lemma":"5","label":"NUM","start_pos":155,"end_pos":156},{"ner":"5000","lemma":"5000","label":"NUM","start_pos":193,"end_pos":197},{"ner":"2","lemma":"2","label":"NUM","start_pos":304,"end_pos":305},{"ner":"8","lemma":"8","label":"... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 99 | 0 | 1 | 0.993289 | 0.006711 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 2 | 8 | 42 | 10 | 48 | true |
122 | null | 10й класс.
Идет урок биологии. Народ, Вооружившись микроскопами, изучает строение клетки...
Училка просит публику с помощью специальной палочки соскоблить "мазок" с внутренней поверхности щеки, поместить
его на маленькое стеклышко и заценить
это дело в микроскоп.
По ходу процесса училка объясняет, что, так как клетки н... | https://t.me/shutkaru/2312?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/shutkaru | 38 | 0 | 1,730,171,400 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.046958037,-0.06383029,-0.0177202,-0.01564943,-0.02810509,0.014946684,-0.02921758,-0.0026994639,0.0014208999,-0.02615095,0.030942546,-0.02295227,-0.046365045,-0.0675534,-0.022382254,0.018265963,0.016128618,-0.026180357,-0.032330412,0.027494015,0.05056264,0.004464688,-0.021034446,-0.05419433,0.055600945,-0.023494372,... | [{"ner":"10","lemma":"10","label":"NUM","start_pos":0,"end_pos":2}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 106 | 0 | 3 | 0.993243 | 0.006757 | 0 | 7 | 20 | 4 | 2 | 37 | 8 | 30 | true |
122 | null | Представьте себе. Чемпионат мира по борьбе. Серега всех победил. И тут финальный бой! На ринг выходит неимоверно здоровая дитина.
— Все, говорит тренер своему подопечному, тебе каюк, не выиграешь ты этот бой нифига. Все я не хочу смотреть на этот позор, пойду лучше домой.
Пришел тренер домой, смотрит новости и слышит ч... | https://t.me/smeh_76/6506?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smeh_76 | 25 | 0 | 1,732,700,266 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.026273143,-0.009269973,-0.0064905295,0.01769073,0.008095418,-0.01616118,0.034441993,-0.003946632,0.01951458,-0.05713201,0.008448217,0.0065803495,-0.030485922,-0.04361955,-0.01214574,0.012803114,-0.016878074,-0.00123731,-0.03324061,-0.022918263,-0.036882788,0.0511028,-0.044387925,0.01769903,-0.03879671,-0.012137972,... | [{"ner":"Серега","lemma":"серёга","label":"PER","start_pos":44,"end_pos":50},{"ner":"Сереге","lemma":"сереге","label":"PER","start_pos":419,"end_pos":425},{"ner":"Слушай","lemma":"слушай","label":"PER","start_pos":467,"end_pos":473},{"ner":"Миши","lemma":"миша","label":"PER","start_pos":701,"end_pos":705}] | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 120 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 27 | 20 | 0 | 23 | 8 | 30 | true |
122 | null | В зоопарке:
— Папа, что-то горилла очень зло на нас посмотрела...
— Спокойно, сынок — это еще только касса.
Анекдоты от дяди Миши
😂 | https://t.me/smeh_76/6507?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smeh_76 | 24 | 0 | 1,732,707,467 | 1,732,738,880 | 18 | [-0.050703827,-0.009422027,-0.0487847,-0.010994104,-0.00036916617,-0.009052622,0.04537679,-0.034735627,0.003992177,-0.05224087,-0.033662084,-0.06250803,0.02515364,-0.06376099,-0.008377204,-0.058791127,0.028650403,-0.028544405,-0.0038632392,0.022089425,-0.04843197,-0.04374031,-0.0019883667,0.0086793145,0.047216874,-0.03... | [{"ner":"Миши","lemma":"миша","label":"PER","start_pos":125,"end_pos":129}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 24 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 8 | true |
122 | null | Мужик приходит на почту отправлять посылку.
В зале - ни одного человека, а приемщица читает газету.
Мужик обращается к ней:
- Я бы хотел...
Приемщица:
- Мужчина, встаньте в очередь!
И продолжает читать газету.
- Простите, но здесь...
- Мужчина, я вам что, не ясно сказала? Встаньте в очередь!
Читает газету дальше. Тут м... | https://t.me/smehaha_tg/564?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smehaha_tg | 28 | 0 | 1,725,433,981 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.05354159,0.023889666,-0.058960613,-0.006380575,-0.01884681,0.050224606,-0.035401706,-0.024399115,-0.04351715,-0.011325763,-0.057348505,-0.04299719,0.009907615,-0.0103687905,0.036773805,-0.050756115,-0.0074928342,0.016737685,-0.03517038,-0.06393015,-0.03131637,-0.048639655,-0.011938149,-0.019968295,0.028244488,0.043... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 84 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 13 | 2 | 23 | 8 | 27 | true |
122 | null | Блондинка приходит в самолет, занимает место у окна.
К ней подходит мужчина и говорит:
- Девушка пройдите на свое место.
Блондинка отвечает:
- Мне и тут хорошо.
Мужчина:
- Ну тогда бери штурвал и взлетай. | https://t.me/smehaha_tg/565?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/smehaha_tg | 28 | 0 | 1,725,559,152 | 1,732,738,880 | 28 | [-0.055438384,0.012592147,-0.06634595,0.009922878,-0.019099498,0.03789517,0.006224523,0.0123989945,-0.045146074,-0.056452952,-0.059694078,-0.052794363,0.021427311,-0.04455511,0.019069888,-0.0321661,-0.021961076,-0.0143852495,-0.05823102,-0.05711688,0.0071926136,-0.013174357,0.0039911233,0.018245516,0.02576982,0.0662695... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 35 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 9 | true |
122 | null | — как зовут рокершу-девственницу?
— нирванка | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/587?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 322 | 0 | 1,715,524,527 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.010520851,0.04400989,0.030461134,-0.04200537,0.012208262,-0.054513693,-0.06461124,-0.021389697,0.057731926,0.010191438,-0.052692633,-0.007514197,-0.07426488,-0.0765429,0.007763591,0.0036504052,-0.018234484,0.009975315,0.017390804,-0.031032827,0.018565675,-0.05852738,-0.03622605,-0.013068223,-0.017206887,-0.004749234... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | true |
122 | null | Картавый мафиози вылижет всю твою семью. | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/588?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 329 | 0 | 1,715,525,087 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.00076655205,-0.07343774,0.06383215,-0.0027922187,0.018700752,-0.008186453,0.054174136,0.015018193,0.04282751,-0.033685062,-0.0039319335,0.009660427,0.006741977,-0.054610617,0.022125589,-0.011065545,-0.040436696,-0.022830598,-0.0460546,0.022010205,0.06654148,-0.018180452,-0.061393045,-0.009525746,0.03443687,-0.06505... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | true |
122 | null | Уcтроил как то князь Bладимир Ясно–Солнышко пир на весь мир. Пьёт, гуляет и тут одна девица ему приглянулась. Приказал усадить её рядом с собой. И вот сидит красавица с князем, а тот её яствами заморскими и винами сладкими потчует, да расспрашивает откуда, кто родители, сколько лет. Девица захмелела, набралась смелости... | https://t.me/SMESHINKAR/589?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/SMESHINKAR | 358 | 0 | 1,715,658,563 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.043993182,0.0027589165,-0.007972696,-0.040793903,0.02330914,0.019523345,0.022576213,-0.05451685,0.043572366,0.022737676,-0.010618421,-0.034222145,0.012794009,-0.016665708,-0.0058283526,0.030671323,0.001614663,0.034940246,-0.05017455,-0.027900299,0.011922752,-0.0032998957,-0.084616244,0.036214545,-0.01579657,-0.0300... | [{"ner":"Ясно–Солнышко","lemma":"ясно–солнышко","label":"PER","start_pos":30,"end_pos":43},{"ner":"Ясно–Солнышко","lemma":"ясно–солнышко","label":"PER","start_pos":379,"end_pos":392}] | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 92 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 9 | 2 | 19 | 4 | 27 | true |
122 | null | Молодая жена жалуется матери:
- Прошло только шесть дней со свадьбы, а сегодня он ушел спать
другую комнату.
- Не волнуйся, детка, - утешает ее мать. - Господь Бог на седь
день и тот должен был отдохнуть от трудов праведных.
Анекдоты и Шутки StandUp
чат
•
истории | https://t.me/Stories100500/6154?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 4 | 0 | 1,732,694,402 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.025645062,-0.020245159,-0.03926686,-0.054133907,-0.021815812,-0.046637632,-0.049728595,-0.021076616,0.033886492,-0.020713398,0.026272293,0.0033542553,-0.021152737,0.04028606,-0.0098999925,0.03844697,0.01002646,-0.0029807042,-0.059259955,-0.035028458,0.02299588,-0.030937871,0.015005361,-0.07828286,-0.04686085,-0.026... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 47 | 0 | 0 | 0.983871 | 0.016129 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 2 | 9 | true |
122 | null | - Дорогая, скоро мы будем жить в дорогой квартире, как ты хотела!
- Мы переезжаем?
- Нет, нам повысили кварплату...
Анекдоты и Шутки StandUp
чат
•
истории | https://t.me/Stories100500/6155?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Stories100500 | 3 | 0 | 1,732,698,007 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.037797134,0.0022773563,-0.02126502,-0.016099537,0.015027339,-0.02447398,-0.015594915,-0.0029930857,-0.006566572,-0.04617996,0.053844955,0.017888727,-0.06590568,-0.009669952,0.023701893,-0.02700476,-0.020111328,-0.046181314,-0.030170407,-0.00809649,-0.015406178,0.0041075647,0.013119772,0.002255949,-0.031110924,-0.044... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0.974359 | 0.025641 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 9 | true |
122 | null | У ребенка 4—х лет есть санки. На санках под сиденьем написана фамилия (чтобы в детском саду не перепутать с чужими). И ребенок вдруг просит:
— Пап, надо эту надпись стереть, потому что у Максима такие же санки, и мы их путаем.
Папа объясняет:
— Здесь же написана фамилия как раз наоборот, чтоб найти свои санки.
Ребенок ... | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/434?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 321 | 0 | 1,711,360,985 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.060880437,0.008361023,0.034633446,-0.006927401,-0.01642599,0.046669118,-0.041989516,-0.0491104,0.0030166698,-0.038661532,-0.02927641,-0.062081125,-0.046792928,-0.052165587,-0.011397804,-0.03751425,-0.029858999,-0.00066114275,-0.038998753,0.0014435285,-0.011858932,-0.02422572,-0.026801994,0.0054756883,0.017957468,-0... | [{"ner":"Максима","lemma":"максим","label":"PER","start_pos":187,"end_pos":194},{"ner":"Максима","lemma":"максим","label":"PER","start_pos":334,"end_pos":341},{"ner":"4","lemma":"4","label":"NUM","start_pos":10,"end_pos":11}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 80 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 9 | 21 | true |
122 | null | Разговаривают две соседки:
— Мой зять работает в основном с этими, как их.. контактерами. Которые инопланетян видели, тарелки.
— Он у тебя че, уфолог?
— Нет, нарколог.
🤣
Анекдоты тут | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/435?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 319 | 0 | 1,711,371,806 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.021405792,0.027590724,-0.032417722,-0.017412607,-0.025549475,-0.015081474,0.00726004,0.0050354954,0.012104297,0.0050501763,0.036507122,-0.019643007,-0.047148906,-0.059835643,0.013704327,-0.014659724,0.008970125,0.016327212,-0.03931375,-0.012650739,-0.026007798,-0.017732965,-0.013225578,0.008941221,-0.039822336,0.02... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 30 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 14 | true |
122 | null | Подъезжает фермер к соседу, тоже фермеру.
— Джексон, скажите, ваша лошадь курит?
— Нет.
— Тогда у вас конюшня горит
🤣
Анекдоты тут | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/436?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 313 | 0 | 1,711,382,656 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.01129212,0.010208576,-0.06583419,-0.00891059,0.037348174,0.005442345,-0.016763847,-0.020998534,0.0005068922,-0.053906705,-0.05790825,-0.04877742,-0.010621307,-0.06837038,0.044701915,-0.03747811,0.0031271696,-0.034117352,-0.04001011,-0.0737152,-0.046703145,0.019176675,-0.031049019,-0.043240365,-0.03906259,0.05125357,... | [{"ner":"Джексон","lemma":"джексон","label":"PER","start_pos":44,"end_pos":51}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 23 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 10 | true |
122 | null | Учительница велела ученикам принести в школу медицинские инструменты, кто что может: ножницы, пинцет, шприц... Вовочка принес дыхательный аппарат. Учительница спрашивает:
— Вовочка, где ты его взял?
— У дедушки, — отвечает Вовочка.
— А что он тебе сказал?
— Ап-ап-ап...
🤣
Анекдоты тут | https://t.me/Tyt_Anekdot/437?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/Tyt_Anekdot | 312 | 0 | 1,711,393,352 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.01810839,-0.034106057,-0.028906798,0.032731496,-0.048054036,0.025060076,-0.010855352,-0.053152215,-0.021451218,0.023277557,-0.051108748,-0.024788542,-0.051162686,-0.05840239,-0.009024664,-0.041063454,0.004146588,-0.030873487,0.015664853,-0.055417024,-0.041892413,-0.025006546,-0.037315257,0.026160745,0.052977473,-0.0... | [{"ner":"Вовочка","lemma":"вовочка","label":"PER","start_pos":111,"end_pos":118},{"ner":"Ап-ап-ап","lemma":"ап-ап-ап","label":"LOC","start_pos":258,"end_pos":266}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 43 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 17 | 2 | 19 | true |
122 | null | Джин говорит парню
-Я исполню любое твое желание, но у твоего врага будет это же желание но в двойне, дак что же ты хочешь?
-Отца | https://t.me/anegdotofff/990?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 265 | 0 | 1,706,631,468 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.039191063,-0.041860256,-0.040009044,0.00059400103,-0.0015211107,-0.016458396,-0.012200269,0.02209163,-0.023423456,-0.0106562935,-0.041748006,-0.00011592697,-0.026636327,-0.011275267,0.054534126,-0.02757922,-0.003177291,-0.0114530325,-0.050590374,-0.047028393,-0.030920932,-0.016559727,-0.026639609,0.011037735,-0.064... | [{"ner":"Джин","lemma":"джин","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":4}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 25 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | true |
122 | null | Утро в английской семье. Отец читает газету, мать и дочь завтракают, служанка подаёт еду. Вдруг отец говорит:
— Какие дикие нравы в Африке. Вот здесь пишут, что юную девушку изнасиловал взвод солдат!
Мать (испуганно):
— Ох! Взвод солдат!
Дочь (мечтательно):
— Ах! Взвод солдат!
Служанка (презрительно):
— Ха! Взвод солда... | https://t.me/anegdotofff/991?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 270 | 0 | 1,706,672,749 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.053720947,0.030195262,-0.04242084,-0.029089367,-0.03461406,-0.02248945,0.009398733,0.01782316,0.007681331,-0.058485378,-0.03864043,-0.017788766,-0.040257156,-0.048587356,-0.0054159793,-0.037008844,-0.017020473,-0.004617131,0.001924507,-0.036361698,0.040313087,-0.0030499904,-0.033263963,-0.021295551,0.012008104,-0.0... | [{"ner":"Африке","lemma":"африка","label":"LOC","start_pos":132,"end_pos":138}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 50 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 5 | 24 | true |
122 | null | Арабские ученые доказали, что баран родить не может, но эксперементы, все же ,продолжили | https://t.me/anegdotofff/992?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 247 | 0 | 1,706,716,251 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.019628288,0.019625343,-0.06355166,-0.027939305,0.0075079775,0.0068849395,0.0036485859,-0.02629304,-0.03550173,-0.035464182,-0.0622509,-0.032331955,-0.067033626,-0.06070641,0.015948217,-0.010043486,0.01773871,-0.05120549,-0.05917949,-0.01679322,-0.04995389,0.025087697,-0.025347333,-0.060734052,0.030655405,-0.05559084... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 13 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | true |
122 | null | Женщина должна хвалить мужчину, но не перехваливать. Поэтому после секса она должна говорить:
- Было всё очень хорошо, но меня ебали по лучше. | https://t.me/anegdotofff/993?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anegdotofff | 240 | 0 | 1,706,766,527 | 1,732,738,881 | 28 | [-0.040248625,0.035699837,-0.03214333,-0.021559397,-0.03386885,-0.000019867266,-0.008667577,0.008705796,-0.054142553,-0.020768037,-0.03400334,0.005722072,-0.046997443,0.029477043,0.017895596,-0.009282154,-0.011123258,0.008572634,0.032898802,-0.02971571,-0.039114967,0.042939045,-0.011421667,-0.02431098,-0.007968523,-0.0... | null | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 23 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 5 | true |
122 | null | Решил ласково назвать жену "моя толстожопенькая...".
В принципе, я и так собирался к стоматологу...
😄 | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4453?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 1 | 0 | 1,732,602,661 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.056759942,-0.0414059,-0.0074397866,-0.045045707,-0.049857453,0.031658743,-0.026899315,0.0034715799,-0.044500653,0.014427858,-0.05044063,-0.005432976,0.04901076,-0.004707869,-0.045531586,-0.003612047,0.023925459,-0.0063514775,0.008029521,-0.0009972354,-0.012336154,0.043308906,-0.041825324,0.010695058,0.020632003,0.01... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 15 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 7 | true |
122 | null | На пляжах Тибра в Италии цыгане воровали вещи у отдыхающих - оттуда и пошло выражение "стибрить".
Потом цыгане переехали в Пизу...
🤣 | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4454?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 1 | 0 | 1,732,604,737 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.014890704,0.008775232,0.019253567,-0.056805506,0.048465494,0.04611132,0.0022353213,-0.00081889075,-0.044129476,0.008373316,-0.07561425,-0.02937007,0.013058245,-0.02143909,0.008480893,-0.04338481,0.044143613,-0.024942385,-0.041905224,-0.02410633,-0.036338698,0.012862081,0.020694539,0.054213736,0.005423526,-0.06542180... | [{"ner":"Тибра","lemma":"тибр","label":"LOC","start_pos":10,"end_pos":15},{"ner":"Италии","lemma":"италия","label":"LOC","start_pos":18,"end_pos":24},{"ner":"Пизу","lemma":"пиза","label":"LOC","start_pos":123,"end_pos":127}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 22 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 5 | true |
122 | null | Абрам приходит к Изе на день рождения:
- Дорогой Изя, я не знал что тебе подарить, вроде у тебя всё есть, поэтому написал тебе стих!
С этими словами Абрам достает блокнот и начинает с выражением декламировать своё стихотворение.
Изя внимательно выслушивает до конца, потом подходит к окну, открывает его и говорит:
- Спа... | https://t.me/anekdot_m_zh/4455?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdot_m_zh | 1 | 0 | 1,732,611,942 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.015475396,-0.043212995,-0.052303202,-0.0131656155,-0.031625953,0.00032171453,-0.041758023,-0.012031435,-0.013640301,-0.035123836,-0.05508285,-0.06585352,-0.0074308855,0.009655643,-0.051572107,-0.049380224,-0.04855173,0.009055885,-0.06770005,-0.012786166,-0.031676117,0.0031211544,-0.013930831,0.0005670308,0.02796974... | [{"ner":"Изе","lemma":"иза","label":"PER","start_pos":17,"end_pos":20},{"ner":"Абрам","lemma":"абрам","label":"PER","start_pos":149,"end_pos":154}] | POSITIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 66 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 14 | 9 | 0 | 16 | 5 | 14 | true |
122 | null | Что утром на двух ногах, днем на четырех, а вечером вновь на двух?
Рядовой Табуретка | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1245?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 1,000 | 0 | 1,717,069,405 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.056974757,0.016683418,-0.007811127,0.0073846625,-0.0076082256,-0.051428847,-0.058583237,0.016177407,-0.010085691,-0.025377603,-0.056756333,0.020524256,-0.06006302,-0.03354889,-0.008996438,-0.029629674,0.019728912,-0.013617724,-0.015699722,0.037981275,-0.019111475,-0.06205472,-0.025567472,-0.021642562,-0.050353773,-... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 15 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 3 | true |
122 | null | Ресторану "Шконка и пайка" срочно требуются баландиста, чифирье и шеф-хлеборез. | https://t.me/anekdotyUrovenB/1246?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdotyUrovenB | 933 | 0 | 1,717,794,445 | 1,732,738,881 | 28 | [0.004400312,-0.017723562,-0.07042509,0.0036240832,-0.053992834,-0.068542786,0.010599244,0.036907583,-0.006042295,-0.014789886,-0.058061007,0.029593261,-0.07263499,-0.049909186,0.012761993,-0.028107423,0.0006126426,-0.024489535,-0.006491787,-0.06360174,-0.05157118,-0.008792902,0.008900853,-0.030955179,-0.0039082994,-0.... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 10 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 4 | true |
122 | null | На приём к врачу приходит негр.
Врач:
- На что жалуетесь?
Негр:
- Горло что-то болит.
Врач:
- Так, раздевайтесь.
Негр разделся, стоит и ждет, что дальше будет.
Врач:
- Становитесь на четвереньки и ползите к окну.
Удивлённый негр стал на четвереньки и подполз к окну.
Врач посмотрел на него и говорит:
- Так, теперь, пожа... | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/347?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 357 | 0 | 1,711,609,354 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.042858507,0.02444348,-0.0031801711,0.0037504695,-0.05218674,-0.005869573,-0.027598705,-0.0135212615,-0.013340346,-0.012019869,-0.06616287,-0.05330658,-0.012240879,-0.03342846,-0.040624883,-0.0049928315,0.023678504,0.013705834,-0.03523256,-0.0073310887,-0.03907301,-0.028696558,0.015373932,0.010182008,0.015526079,0.0... | [{"ner":"Потапыча","lemma":"потапыча","label":"LOC","start_pos":551,"end_pos":559}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 100 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 14 | 0 | 21 | 10 | 31 | true |
122 | null | Девушка пригласила парня в гости, романтик, все дела. А у него в этот момент живот закрутило, сил терпеть просто уже нету. Заходят они значит к ней в квартиру и девушка говорит: - Ты заходи, не стесняйся, проходи в комнату, а я сейчас схожу в ванную - носик попудрю... Парню как-то неудобно было вперед нее проситься, ре... | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/348?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 320 | 0 | 1,711,627,384 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.009592492,-0.02995997,-0.058365054,-0.011789456,-0.037407167,0.007337075,-0.03150314,0.023549398,0.035404366,-0.013692171,-0.03389318,-0.0494058,-0.024206638,-0.010196848,-0.0041156076,0.025961125,0.018814627,0.013302884,-0.0036616446,-0.0694007,0.010229159,-0.060791433,-0.038039126,0.004891697,0.04860478,0.0270539... | [{"ner":"Потапыча","lemma":"потапыча","label":"LOC","start_pos":746,"end_pos":754}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 136 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 33 | 14 | 0 | 30 | 10 | 33 | true |
122 | null | Идет Пушкин по проселочной дороге, догоняет его мужик на телеге. Ну Пушкин ему и говорит: подвези, мужик, до ближайшей деревни. Мужик говорит – садитесь. Едут они, едут, ну и решил великий русский поэт удивить простого сельского мужика рифмой. Спрашивает:
– Мужик, тебя как зовут?
– Иван
– О, Иван, хуй тебе в карман.
Му... | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/349?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 353 | 0 | 1,711,645,432 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.035760093,-0.011432621,-0.02222286,0.025076013,-0.020642607,0.033800412,0.047481924,-0.04204243,-0.032946322,-0.054846697,-0.06794471,-0.053704172,0.005831214,-0.02527425,0.021278443,-0.026868638,0.013887815,-0.039619338,0.0047527575,-0.066466205,-0.06862651,0.030389387,0.014053533,-0.036872253,-0.037875783,-0.0165... | [{"ner":"Идет Пушкин","lemma":"идти пушкин","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":11},{"ner":"Пушкин","lemma":"пушкин","label":"PER","start_pos":68,"end_pos":74},{"ner":"Мужик","lemma":"мужик","label":"LOC","start_pos":128,"end_pos":133},{"ner":"Иван","lemma":"иван","label":"PER","start_pos":283,"end_pos":287},{"ner":"... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 79 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 15 | 6 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 28 | true |
122 | null | Как-то приходит любовник к жене и говорит:
- Дорогая, я решил испробовать новую позу.
- Нет, не получится. Муж подарил мне говорящего попугая, тот если увидит, все расскажет.
- Да не страшно. Мы его черным платком накроем, он и не увидит.
Так и сделали. Любовник объясняет жене:
- Ты становишься у подоконника, я взбираю... | https://t.me/anekdoty_potapych/350?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_potapych | 356 | 0 | 1,711,695,778 | 1,732,738,881 | 28 | [-0.038862348,-0.005651227,-0.033527322,0.0011527545,-0.0023494144,0.027829047,-0.019799843,0.01901324,-0.016794456,-0.043983467,-0.06273586,-0.050732736,-0.015196802,-0.050161295,-0.040768925,0.01822833,-0.000785659,-0.0037864363,0.001880527,-0.043907713,-0.052400507,-0.03200646,-0.004529693,0.037568536,-0.023601443,-... | [{"ner":"Потапыча","lemma":"потапыча","label":"LOC","start_pos":450,"end_pos":458}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 77 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 19 | 11 | 0 | 15 | 5 | 24 | true |
122 | null | Евреи наливают в кружки чай до краёв, чтобы гостям было трудно насыпать сахар | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/54?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 42 | 0 | 1,691,240,159 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.0057534417,-0.035706885,-0.04421373,-0.06845834,0.0009894,0.03315316,-0.0047130473,-0.0058775144,-0.07156887,0.044410016,-0.04813482,-0.029644964,-0.017438386,-0.04978953,0.015822176,-0.022309622,0.042323943,-0.07210265,-0.062849805,-0.0788516,-0.07072224,0.036867037,-0.0063871737,-0.043753095,0.0064315787,-0.062559... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 13 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | true |
122 | null | Штирлиц проводил Кэт до подъезда. Кэт сказала:
- Давайте встретимся завтра, у роддома...
Штирлиц поднял глаза и увидел свет в окне - урод действительно был дома. | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/55?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 35 | 0 | 1,691,579,484 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.008002763,-0.078372315,-0.0632922,-0.07451766,0.023709042,-0.014158418,0.000013426081,-0.016706264,0.0005421866,-0.008567571,-0.005745173,-0.019943586,0.0051659737,-0.036888562,-0.010151244,-0.06538479,0.0666867,-0.058870293,-0.04335593,-0.0013293253,0.030159358,-0.056544498,-0.052635446,-0.054117624,0.039859183,-0.... | [{"ner":"Штирлиц","lemma":"штирлиц","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":7},{"ner":"Кэт","lemma":"кэт","label":"PER","start_pos":17,"end_pos":20},{"ner":"Кэт","lemma":"кэт","label":"PER","start_pos":34,"end_pos":37},{"ner":"Штирлиц","lemma":"штирлиц","label":"PER","start_pos":89,"end_pos":96}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 26 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 5 | true |
122 | null | Стоят на мосту Темзы два джентельмена и разговаривают. Тут в реке замечают человека, который кричит: — Помогите, я не умею плавать, помогите, я не умею плавать!!! — Джеймс, вы умеете плавать? — Нет, а Вы, Уильям? — Я тоже, но мы же не орем об этом на весь Лондон. | https://t.me/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa/56?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdoty_pro_shtirlitsa | 36 | 0 | 1,691,664,642 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.05016909,0.012401264,-0.031515233,-0.053582814,-0.0015682135,0.04620595,-0.021627268,-0.016066225,-0.042888947,0.04413543,-0.036168322,-0.053297013,-0.04455149,-0.01957802,0.000107821776,-0.036260057,-0.0025814292,-0.0597663,-0.024785126,-0.06895826,-0.06331617,0.017241303,-0.012488013,0.034075122,-0.018230038,-0.0... | [{"ner":"Темзы","lemma":"темзы","label":"LOC","start_pos":15,"end_pos":20},{"ner":"Джеймс","lemma":"джеймс","label":"PER","start_pos":167,"end_pos":173},{"ner":"Вы","lemma":"вы","label":"PER","start_pos":205,"end_pos":207},{"ner":"Уильям","lemma":"уильям","label":"PER","start_pos":209,"end_pos":215},{"ner":"Лондон","le... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 49 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 20 | true |
122 | null | Стучится мужик в двери рая, заспаный Святой Петр открывает дверь и говорит:
— Мужик, тебе чего?!
— В рай попасть хочу.
— А, что ты сделал при жизни доброго?!
— Так, было как-то иду я смотрю у девушки три амбала сумочку отбирают.
Ну, я подошел и как дал одному по роже! . .
— Ну, молодец мужик! А когда это было?
Мужик см... | https://t.me/anekdronti/329?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 93 | 0 | 1,719,072,071 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.06579429,-0.04159259,-0.047624774,-0.025419302,-0.012255152,-0.012472058,-0.049170982,-0.054139007,-0.052782044,-0.027980704,-0.046682116,-0.039173894,0.030207004,-0.041779645,0.021699421,-0.06826642,-0.017194595,-0.02530211,-0.04693593,-0.004990788,-0.04035077,-0.06419137,-0.025956051,0.017747436,0.0136686275,0.02... | [{"ner":"Святой Петр","lemma":"святой пётр","label":"LOC","start_pos":37,"end_pos":48},{"ner":"Мужик","lemma":"мужик","label":"LOC","start_pos":78,"end_pos":83},{"ner":"5","lemma":"5","label":"NUM","start_pos":343,"end_pos":344}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 69 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 7 | 3 | 14 | 6 | 26 | true |
122 | null | В финансовую компанию на работу устраивается новый трейдер. На собеседовании его спрашивают:
– Почему вы были уволены с предыдущего места работы?
– По состоянию здоровья.
– Чем болели?
– Болел мой шеф, а не я. Каждый раз, когда он видел результаты моей работы, ему становилось плохо. Это не могло так дальше продолжаться... | https://t.me/anekdronti/330?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 91 | 0 | 1,719,082,901 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.065376185,0.050136082,-0.027414745,0.0122134825,-0.06253913,-0.04367057,-0.032471433,-0.034758043,0.005528397,-0.04397187,-0.03689318,-0.015652094,-0.016636357,-0.065140024,0.017113728,0.061168537,0.03597315,0.0355706,0.02107969,-0.0341853,-0.055148635,-0.049687114,-0.037886348,0.044708267,-0.031687636,-0.005280353... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 58 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 12 | 4 | 16 | true |
122 | null | Маленькая дочка с мамой на пляже.
— Мама, а почему у дяденек в плавках что-то есть, а у тебя нету?
— Доча, они там кошельки прячут.
— Мама, а почему у одних больше, а у других меньше?
— Ну, одни богаче, другие беднее...
— Мама, мама, а вон тот дяденька на тебя смотрит и богатеет! | https://t.me/anekdronti/331?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/anekdronti | 96 | 0 | 1,719,126,066 | 1,732,738,881 | 28 | [-0.0460265,0.01868642,-0.014766283,-0.030460203,-0.033390768,-0.025045794,-0.05536609,0.011431207,0.05220778,0.044112954,-0.011484906,0.0015595378,-0.049879875,-0.06920829,0.004121114,-0.052440822,-0.019079806,-0.019356975,-0.018237257,0.0008375381,-0.012435718,-0.06685596,-0.026979111,-0.03565034,0.042462993,-0.03552... | [{"ner":"Доча","lemma":"доча","label":"PER","start_pos":101,"end_pos":105}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 55 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 12 | 5 | 20 | true |
122 | null | Очень близорукая дама в очках приходит на исповедь к такому же близорукому священнику.
— Э-э-э, святой отец, я даже не знаю, с чего начать... Я так стесняюсь...
— Дочь моя, ты здесь для того, что бы тебя выслушали, а если ты очень стесняешься, я-видишь-снимаю очки, и даже не вижу твоего лица, и ты можешь рассказывать в... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1068?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 893 | 0 | 1,708,088,402 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.020364886,0.023370706,-0.033774067,-0.060448013,-0.022598078,0.018364133,-0.054581348,-0.047159843,0.022156343,-0.024781976,-0.04065394,-0.059811648,0.00076385005,-0.061453354,-0.027358804,-0.05551925,0.015238132,-0.005813232,-0.058552302,-0.011548387,-0.033480693,-0.0026930217,0.011409096,-0.013898152,0.0027141857,... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 116 | 0 | 4 | 0.994118 | 0.005882 | 0 | 7 | 24 | 22 | 0 | 23 | 8 | 41 | true |
122 | null | Пaциeнт гoворит пcиxoтeрaтевту:
— Знaeте ли, у мeня в последнее время возникли некоторые проблемы с
восприятием мира.
Доктор достает картину Три богатыря, спрашивает:
— Что вы здесь видите.
— Вижу троих п#доров.
— Почему?
— Ну как почему, стоят три мужика, нет ни одной женщины, разве они не
п#дрилы.
Доктор дocтает карт... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1069?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 884 | 0 | 1,708,117,204 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.048520852,0.009983617,-0.028986175,-0.056716714,-0.03248151,-0.031824093,0.0065708677,-0.033583336,-0.041467622,0.005525677,0.010258083,-0.020807907,-0.006852453,-0.055497043,-0.041960865,-0.00352463,0.020175325,-0.048816748,-0.052816242,0.004034364,-0.014646023,0.006854188,-0.0044014803,0.0009754459,-0.016464042,-... | [{"ner":"Знaeте","lemma":"знaeте","label":"PER","start_pos":34,"end_pos":40},{"ner":"этoй кaoтинке","lemma":"этoй кaoтинке","label":"PER","start_pos":391,"end_pos":404}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 108 | 0 | 0 | 0.986928 | 0.013072 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 8 | 5 | 23 | 9 | 38 | true |
122 | null | В дoмe пpoтекала крыша. Муж вызвал ремонтников и ушел на работу. Они приехали, отремонтировали. Подходит рабочий к жене и говорит: Ваш муж сказал, что вы расплатитесь. Ну она ба-бах на колени и давай ему сосать. Все нормально. Выходит он на улицу и говорит второму рабочему: иди скажи что нужно расплатится - она тебе та... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1070?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 898 | 0 | 1,708,146,003 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.0026942105,-0.035763074,-0.028358143,0.020435806,-0.06410002,-0.024822883,-0.016035039,0.00036805967,0.033756163,-0.034722563,-0.069940194,-0.04255322,0.028236868,-0.018171357,-0.00710616,0.025823785,0.051013004,0.037393916,0.0010154827,0.015282167,-0.03726217,-0.019435827,-0.033260852,0.041969035,0.024811903,-0.01... | [{"ner":"paбочим - x#й","lemma":"paбочим - x#й","label":"ORG","start_pos":700,"end_pos":713}] | NEGATIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 116 | 0 | 2 | 0.993548 | 0.006452 | 0 | 6 | 37 | 15 | 0 | 22 | 5 | 35 | true |
122 | null | Джон и Билл с жёнами играли в карты. У Джона случайно выпала из рук карта. Когда он полез за ней под стол, то увидел, что жена Билла без трусиков. Весь красный, он вылез из-под стола и продолжил игру. Чуть позже, на кухне, жена Билла спросила его, заметил ли он под столом что-то, что ему понравилось.
— Да, очень даже п... | https://t.me/batin_mood/1071?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/batin_mood | 997 | 0 | 1,708,174,803 | 1,732,738,881 | 28 | [-0.031176036,-0.01643044,0.0013730017,-0.029295648,0.048151843,0.01091526,-0.020329287,0.046612147,0.015508032,0.011558711,-0.07102891,-0.027210172,-0.024592776,-0.030093616,-0.04677722,-0.06321658,0.040552564,0.008429463,-0.04619909,0.031540304,0.029045876,0.0062204697,0.016408669,-0.05216617,-0.0561221,0.044122864,0... | [{"ner":"Джон","lemma":"джон","label":"PER","start_pos":0,"end_pos":4},{"ner":"Билл","lemma":"билл","label":"PER","start_pos":7,"end_pos":11},{"ner":"Джона","lemma":"джон","label":"PER","start_pos":39,"end_pos":44},{"ner":"Билла","lemma":"билл","label":"PER","start_pos":127,"end_pos":132},{"ner":"Билла","lemma":"билл",... | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 193 | 0 | 3 | 0.995902 | 0.004098 | 0 | 4 | 35 | 25 | 6 | 40 | 10 | 56 | true |
122 | null | ⚡️
ОФИЦИАЛЬНО: Эрик тен Хаг признан тренером года в «Манчестер Юнайтед». | https://t.me/dimonster69/216?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/dimonster69 | 25 | 0 | 1,716,617,420 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.027250934,-0.018796343,-0.040500805,-0.053036667,-0.04082422,-0.009246438,0.04697593,-0.04458244,-0.044472273,-0.046461213,0.010753733,-0.02786075,-0.020951226,-0.003569292,-0.052593898,0.016892826,0.042729743,-0.026620205,-0.020473842,-0.057881005,-0.060993034,0.015609308,-0.05431423,-0.012873575,-0.05744937,-0.054... | [{"ner":"Эрик тен Хаг","lemma":"эрик тен хаг","label":"PER","start_pos":15,"end_pos":27},{"ner":"Манчестер Юнайтед","lemma":"манчестер юнайтед","label":"ORG","start_pos":53,"end_pos":70}] | POSITIVE | rus | NOT SPAM | 11 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | true |
122 | null | Жена криминального авторитета каждый раз очень нервничает, когда муж везет ее на природу. | https://t.me/fhjoiyfs/880?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/fhjoiyfs | 116 | 0 | 1,714,815,955 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.011587164,-0.0524389,-0.000010575325,-0.03815942,0.0016091908,-0.0061072735,0.0066734734,-0.02688467,-0.048997484,-0.008626115,-0.041692507,0.01388967,0.046623513,-0.06445052,-0.03718417,-0.034425244,-0.031069255,-0.03120188,-0.020789748,-0.04897907,-0.03869117,-0.019430786,-0.030370526,0.009996869,-0.060247682,-0.... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 13 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 2 | true |
122 | null | Судья: — В чем вы обвиняете своего мужа?
— Он назвал меня киской.
— Ну и что?
— А потом решил проверить, сбросив с третьего этажа, упаду ли я на все четыре лапы! | https://t.me/fhjoiyfs/881?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/fhjoiyfs | 144 | 0 | 1,714,994,089 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.033113077,0.009108425,-0.04911205,-0.030851737,-0.025280517,-0.044663504,-0.059819784,-0.028208956,0.04003671,0.016124187,-0.04955853,0.0061548105,-0.03703836,-0.055325575,-0.01534691,-0.022811368,0.046011526,-0.03707698,-0.061875798,-0.028696232,-0.022671811,-0.038010385,-0.0033258465,-0.015186703,0.005928603,-0.01... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 33 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Врач: — Что бы ваш муж быстрее выздоровел, ему нужно побольше пить и гулять.
Жена: — Доктор, я тогда поражаюсь, как он вообще умудрился заболеть?! | https://t.me/fhjoiyfs/882?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/fhjoiyfs | 144 | 0 | 1,714,994,089 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.008379386,0.022806121,0.017119303,0.04578797,-0.061372336,-0.040084437,-0.00547412,-0.03473904,-0.044656944,-0.035421144,-0.039585628,0.0046865665,-0.048102517,-0.043922607,0.04395228,-0.008958061,-0.010061063,-0.015542959,-0.024975011,-0.04700627,-0.05820519,0.0074231583,-0.037399177,-0.046565387,-0.0075682118,-0.... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 25 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 10 | true |
122 | null | Супруги в театре…
— Сарочка, тебе удобно сидеть?
— Да, Абрамчик, удобно!
— Тебе видно?
— Да, любимый.
— Тебе не дует?
— Нет, золотой.
— Давай поменяемся местами. | https://t.me/likeandsmile/161?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 14 | 0 | 1,675,612,104 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.0377344,0.030349143,-0.060683575,-0.026328724,0.0075153,-0.06295089,0.021700254,0.023127804,-0.009802917,-0.01094126,-0.03125966,-0.025457477,-0.047896158,-0.055417284,-0.0044508325,-0.052888334,0.011924232,0.01306366,-0.022262622,0.050275594,-0.036235236,-0.060789447,-0.02938217,0.0079018315,0.02246966,-0.0539287,... | [{"ner":"Абрамчик","lemma":"абрамчик","label":"PER","start_pos":55,"end_pos":63}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 29 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 20 | true |
122 | null | Капитан говорит лейтенанту:
— Лейтенант! Хотите получить старшего лейтенанта?
Тот:
— Конечно хочу!
Капитан:
— Вот адрес, поедете и заберете старшего лейтенанта Иванова из вытрезвителя. | https://t.me/likeandsmile/163?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/likeandsmile | 16 | 0 | 1,675,753,038 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.040712625,-0.012378437,-0.019023607,0.04636875,-0.051049918,-0.032366514,-0.02651252,-0.05770272,-0.026373243,-0.033879127,-0.052267157,-0.0041544554,-0.06299437,-0.029374998,0.022631058,-0.056839537,0.0043857256,0.0113965925,-0.03941574,-0.06127161,-0.013621678,-0.013822997,-0.039738197,-0.0011989566,0.026583059,-... | [{"ner":"Иванова","lemma":"иванов","label":"PER","start_pos":160,"end_pos":167}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 25 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Встречаются 3 мужика на Небесах. Решили обсудить, кто как умер.
Первый говорит:
–Возвращаюсь я с командировки домой пораньше и застаю свою жену голой на кровати. Начинаю искать любовника и вижу, как из подъезда какой-то мужик выбегает. Не долго думая, сбрасываю на него из окна холодильник, приезжает полиция и расстрели... | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/182?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 216 | 0 | 1,710,820,793 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [-0.03627256,-0.016248824,-0.0448655,-0.033200413,0.01212861,-0.022163613,0.016070463,0.037166815,-0.025050933,-0.0495011,0.02737329,0.0025761945,0.03161101,-0.022639578,-0.02204752,0.033524364,0.0100656105,-0.017533729,-0.04032716,-0.009327859,0.031357333,0.037832778,-0.030624991,0.013172563,-0.04907581,0.005426326,-0... | [{"ner":"Небесах","lemma":"небесах","label":"LOC","start_pos":24,"end_pos":31},{"ner":"3","lemma":"3","label":"NUM","start_pos":12,"end_pos":13}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 74 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 21 | 9 | 1 | 14 | 5 | 21 | true |
122 | null | Нашёл парень себе девушку. Через время у них завязался разговор:
- Милая, а кто у тебя был до меня?
- Ты у меня как Юрий Гагарин.
- В смысле первый?
- Да, если не считать нескольких собак. | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/183?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 224 | 0 | 1,710,827,993 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.042167876,-0.0149189895,-0.023503415,-0.066187955,0.014619178,0.015515792,-0.008754371,0.037252955,0.0347683,0.0014492858,-0.0024397853,-0.02713606,0.008945087,-0.024150936,-0.04468365,0.03578937,0.0021337003,0.011379394,-0.03499042,-0.018649312,0.02753475,-0.0059463345,-0.010258127,0.016471798,-0.04768438,0.0035839... | [{"ner":"Юрий Гагарин","lemma":"юрий гагарин","label":"PER","start_pos":116,"end_pos":128}] | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 37 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 11 | true |
122 | null | Идут две бабы с сенокоса.
Мимо пролетает парень на мотоцикле без головы.
Одна: - Кино , штоль , снимают ?
Вторая: - Ты бы косу на другое плечо переложила. | https://t.me/schrodingerandcat/184?embed=1&mode=tme | https://t.me/ | https://t.me/s/schrodingerandcat | 413 | 0 | 1,710,838,793 | 1,732,738,881 | 7,903 | [0.034619343,0.021114249,-0.01429042,-0.011084458,0.06528639,-0.007859174,-0.017209874,0.053765878,0.048779067,-0.021380458,-0.023944251,-0.030124819,-0.047481705,-0.024054142,0.03280535,-0.019133259,-0.017299347,0.021777278,-0.037358776,-0.04339858,-0.02273163,-0.008167079,-0.023854913,-0.024265915,-0.03726696,0.01682... | null | NEUTRAL | rus | NOT SPAM | 29 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 10 | true |
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